Angie Harmon Lives in Charlotte!

Y'all!

Did you know that Angie Harmon lives in Charlotte?

Well, she does.  They reported it on the front page of the paper - so it must be true.

Still, I didn't really believe she was going to 'live' here. 

And then I totally saw her shopping for groceries at the Teeter on Good Friday!

One doesn't often bump into celebrities in Charlotte, let alone in the frozen food section of the Teeter.

This was my total thought process:

OMG! It's Angie Harmon!

Be cool, Tonya.

I have to tweet!  I have to blog about this!

She looked at me and I smiled (while trying to play it cool) and then I scurried off to the wine section and called my best friend - like the uncool hillbilly that I really am.

After I calmed down, I was happy that I had a cartful of 'cool' groceries - fresh veggies, wine and flowers for my dinner party - as opposed to a 25lb bag of dog food and a big box of Kotex.  Not that she looked at my cart anyway - but still.  

I can report to you, darling readers, that she is very beautiful and very thin and her children were very well behaved.  All three of them.   She was wearing little or no makeup and dressed like all the other moms.  Nothing 'celebrity' her. 

And no one was bothering her, which made me happy and proud of Charlotte.

I hope she and her family will feel at home here.

Because Sometimes I'm Not So Charming

Ladies and Gentlemen, let's take a moment to discuss Ms. Paris Hilton.

Rich.

Privileged.

Born with EVERY opportunity available to anyone in the world.

What does she do with herself?

Flit around in pursuit of baseless celebrity while snorting cocaine, interrupted by only the occasional tear filled jail sentence - basically, she's a vapid slut.

So now ya know what I really think.

Celebrity Thoughts

*heavy sigh*

Julia Roberts needs a stylist.  And it's not like she can't afford it.  I mean, really.

If she's already over such an enormous betrayal after such a long relationship and marriage, she never loved him to begin with.  It's only been 4 months.  Geesh. 

*Ewwww*

Imagine your fiance and then some random guy you work with and then imagine posing for this picture with them. 

I must be getting old because I just find this vulgar, gratuitous and offensive. 

Rachel Zoe is several years younger than I am..... 

*heavy sigh*

She makes me feel like my Aunt Lieta, who had a burning need to feed you until you popped....  I just want to give her green beans (spiked with bacon grease) and cornbread.  

Stupidity Knows No Bounds

You know, I spend a lot of time in Court....obviously.

And it never ceases to amaze me what these people show up in.  Her LIBERTY is on the line and she shows up looking strung out and with "fuck u" airbrushed on her middle finger nail.

I will have to say that it's a pretty concise explanation of why she's going to jail.....