My Personal Tragedy

I live in a city with no Ikea.

Did you hear that?

No.

Ikea.

I know, I know.

It's opening in February. People are planning parties.

Does that help me today?

I really don't think so.

My office needs to be redecorated, but I can't do it because Ikea isn't open yet.

My third bedroom needs to be finished but I can't do it because Ikea isn't open yet.

Ikea. Isn't. Open...... Yet.

Ya'll know I am bitter about this.