"Anyone who will barge into the room while you are on the commode is the boss of you. And when you explain to them that you are on the commode and that they should leave, but they don't? That's a high level boss."
Tina Fey - apropos of the Lola Bean
What would she call one who sits on your lap whilst on the commode?
You got me there. And made me strangely grateful that Lola isn't THAT bad.