Rejected eHarmony Match of the Week

This week I was matched with "Torvald". 

He enjoys hiking, skiing and all sports to which he is invited -

His picture is of himself in front of an Alp. 

I thought:

I once met a man with a sense of adventure, he was dressed to thrill wherever he went -

He said 'Let's make love on a mountain top, under the stars on a big, hard rock'.

And I said

'In these shoes?' 

'I don't think so.'

Song Lyrics:  In These Shoes by Kirstie MacColl.
Image:  Secret by Elle Moss.