Rejected eHarmony Match of the Week

This week I was matched with "Torvald". 

He enjoys hiking, skiing and all sports to which he is invited -

His picture is of himself in front of an Alp. 

I thought:

I once met a man with a sense of adventure, he was dressed to thrill wherever he went -

He said 'Let's make love on a mountain top, under the stars on a big, hard rock'.

And I said

'In these shoes?' 

'I don't think so.'

Song Lyrics:  In These Shoes by Kirstie MacColl.
Image:  Secret by Elle Moss.

Rejected eHarmony Match of the Week

David - who really wants to camp.

To quote Fran Lebowitz:

"I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel."

Image:  Five Star by Phone Tog.