Overheard conversation at the nail salon. Friends talking about hors d'oeuvres from recent party....
Blond girl (getting pedicure): 'I think it was beggin' strips. Have you ever eaten them?'*blink* *blink*
Gay male friend (also getting pedicure): 'No. They're for dogs?'
Blond girl: 'I know. But I've always wanted to try them.'
Image from here.