I feel like I should say something wholesome about him.
I remember when he was a baby for heaven's sake! I used to love him because of his red hair and I love red headed babies. I figured he'd grow up to be the short, balding, less-attractive brother...
Now, I just want to peel him out of that flight suit. And that uniform for that matter.
I mean, he's at the wedding and I'm thinking "That's nice. Now, take all your clothes off."
I was thinking about popping those buttons off!
And not in a wholesome way!
Wait. Um, what was I saying?
The mind boggles with lust! I literally can not say anything about this boy that is not entirely inappropriate! Dirty, even.
And the thing is, I don't think he'd mind. I think he's probably a naughty one.