Fashion Report

When you wear this dress:

With these shoes:

And this watch:

While carrying this bag:

And wearing these earrings:

You end up with a big, ole' mess. 

Just because you have nice things and you clearly paid a lot of money for them, does not mean that you can wear them all together at the same time.  We are not, after all, Carrie Bradshaw and Pat Fields doesn't actually live at anybody's house. 

*I'm talking to you, woman in front of me, waiting for a table at Nolen Kitchen*

That is all.