So I was on my way out of the Courthouse on Monday - walking along, black sheath dress, 4 inch heels, checking my email, minding my own damn business and I hear this voice call out -
"Don't text and walk, ma'am. It's dangerous!"
And I look over and it's one of the bailiffs who is working security at the Courthouse.....
First of all, I wasn't texting. I was checking my email. And the last time I checked, I am a grown person and it's not illegal to check your email (or text for that matter) while you are walking.
And I thought "Who is this guy? Does he think I can't work these heels? Do I question his ability to use that gun strapped to his hip? 'Cause I know he's not chastising all the men walking out of here checking their emails..."
I mean, maybe he was trying to be sweet in an ill-conceived Southern way, but I was ill with him.
I just want y'all to know, although I may not be SJP, I know how to walk in heels and check my email at the same time and I've never hurt myself or anyone else while doing it.